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What do people do when they have nothing to do? In you're in a porn flick, the answer is sex! Six men with the whole afternoon to themselves realize they can do more with their time by sucking dicks and fucking butts. This is what happens when you're watching porn and there are no chicks in sight. Rather than weep, these guys decide to make do with what they have and so they do one another! Director Mike Swayze's movie isn't populated by handsome hunks with big dicks, macho models or big dudes with bulging biceps. What you'll find in this video are thin (somewhat malnourished) individuals who resemble ordinary people you'll see in every corner of the world. The unknown cast works in a way since it adds a sense of realism to the film. However, the plainness of this pictur e may turn off some viewers who expect more from a porn flick. Simplicity may be a virtue but it doesn't work here and you may find yourself dozing before the film is over.
SCENE I – “A little sex please.” With nothing better to do, Carter and Keith settle for sex and undress each other. Like Carter, Keith has a slim figure but his tummy looks like it's filled with worms! He also has hairy legs like an ape. Keith sucks Carter's thin limp dick and starts to masturbate. Carter does the same and emerges as the better performer in oral sex. When Keith fingers Carter's ass, I was hoping it was the cue for butt fucking. But nothing happens until they are joined by Brandon Otter who shows his equally limp dick to Keith. Keith and Carter suck Otter's dick. Otter missionaries Keith and soon everything ends, leaving viewers with the question: Was that it?
SCENE 2 – “It's over before it starts.” There's very little action in this scene that features Ryan and Angel. Either they don't know what to do or haven't been paid well enough to show off their talents. They do a 69, jack off together, kiss each other and bathe afterwards. The end! ZZZZZZZ!
SCENE 3 – “Back again.” Otter's back and this time he's with David Naples. He strokes Naples' leg and the two take turns jacking off until Otter sucks Naples' cock. Naples retaliates but there's nothing to be excited about in this scene. It looks like the actors are simply contented with what they're doing – which isn't much by the way. They take too long to finish something that could've been done quickly. This is dullsville at its finest.